You know you're in colorguard when you believe the wind is out to get you.
What do you do if a drummer shows up at your door? Pay him for the pizza!
What is the longest distance between two points? A parade.
Rushing? I'd prefer if you called it 'Spontaneous tempo enhancement'.
My friend recently played in Key West. It was the first time he knew what key he was in.
(From a Color Guard member) - Favorite Musical Joke: Trumpets are 15 points.
What did the tuba player say to the baritone player? ... "Your mother must have played piccolo."
Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and miss half the notes.
Marriage is like spinning a flag it looks easy until you try it.
Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? Because it burns longer.
Musical joke: Electronic keyboards in drum corp shows.
What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer? A pizza can feed a family of four.
How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bult? Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.
